i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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