I want to make a zoo with you.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
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just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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