all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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