I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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