party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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