it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
21 NSFW Facts About Famous Celebrities That Will Blow Your Mind
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
These Are 19 of the Most Horrible Strangers People Had to Sit Next to
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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