if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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