SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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