my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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