This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
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Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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