i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
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If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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