You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
We had sex on a dog bed..
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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