I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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