I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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