mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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