I just made out with a guy for $7.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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