to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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