We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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