So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
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You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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