How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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