So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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