I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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