I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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