I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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