i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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