I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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