i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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