oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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