So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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