Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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