remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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