You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
