We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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