get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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