Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
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okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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