why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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