yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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