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We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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