no, he came in my armpit
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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