Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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