let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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