I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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