brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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