Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
"it" just moved
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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