The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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