remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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