Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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