According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
So many bounce houses so little time
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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