the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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