Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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