We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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