is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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