Porn is love you can see.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
