How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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