I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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