As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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