I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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